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so the other nite was bucci's 21st/grad party. I had no idea he was graduating from nething, but apparently he graduated from CHI. so when i got there they were playing beer pong, which, come to think of it, they played pretty much all nite, it was like non stop. Everytime I went to the keg this one kid was like "this kids insane, every time I see him, he's going to the keg"

well, i dont no about that, but i did drink fast. Me and martha made it a point to go to john, our assistant manager at CQ's house. well, it wasnt quite a good idea cuz there was no sidewalk to get there. it's probably the one street in briarcliff w/o a sidewalk. so we went there w/our beers and martha was like "maybe i shouldn't do this, i'm not 21" and then when we get to the house we couldnt tell if it was the right one cuz it's salmon colored but it was really dark. so martha made me knock on the door and say "uh...is this the hall residence?' but big john and little john werent home, they were camping. I kept telling dana, "tell big john and little john we came to see them with beer, but they weren't home"

by the end of the night, bucci and his friends drank the bottle of vodka I got him, and then swam in the pool, but then something happened and all the water spilled out and carl was like "there's all these rocks on my feet" I was like "well, it IS an alley"

I ofcourse took all these pictures of their house cuz I love it. especially the track lighting. And then I hung out upstairs w/this women who's apparently a lesbian and her and bucci played the guitar.

I was pretty damn drunk but I stopped drinking at, well idk, somewhere between 11-1 cuz I wanted to be able to drive home. And then I was supposed to go back out but I ended up falling asleep naked.

NUMBER OF TIMES I'VE GOTTEN DRUNK THIS SUMMER: 17

Endless episodes of Tales From the Darkside!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be stuck on the internet for months b/c of this

by the way, my money situation's getting slightly better. I'm working a lot for the next two weeks. It'll be a pretty big paycheck and will help bring down my credit card bill

o and I hatted w/this lady (if u dont no what hatting is, go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TheGreatHatsby ) and she put our convo in the lj community themissinghat

I don't really know why, it's not like we had an amazing conversation. I've had better. I spoke to a 15 yr old alcoholic druggy the other nite

so for the past two nights I went to duffers, but I was the "dd" on Friday. To which the rumple's did me in and I was kinda buzzed.

Neway, so we went again last nite after I pregamed at a grad party and in megs cousins garage, to which its all redone and painted in red and black and has carpeting. It looks awesome. I wish we had a special drinking room when we were 16, but we managed w/me and megs basements and tim and jeff's.

neway, i think i only bought one drink cuz i was drunk when we got there. The rest of the night I just stole drinks. Highlights of the night include:

me and meg peeing in the parking lot (u'd think she'd learn from her 400 dollar public peeing ticket) and it splashing on both meg and my leg. And then a mom saw us peeing. She saw my weenie.

stealing someones cigarettes and being confronted, altho that was friday night

megan ordering two shots and the bartender giving her six. You'd think they would have been free, but he made her PAY FOR THEM!!!!!! AND IT WAS TWENTY BUCKS!!!!!!!!

Meg: "hey, aren't u lisa d'estachios sister? How's she doing?"
Bartender: "Actually, we don't speak"
Meg, not knowing what to say: "Oh"
lol that was awkward

bulging bug eyes

me stealing a beer and then using ice cubes from some other strangers drink and shoving them down into the beer bottle, altho that was on friday too

lauren and meg dissappearing for an after hours VIP party in the downstairs while me and dani were like "well, god, where the hell are they?" and they came out all like "heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, we got free water"

wawa and how meg managed to get allll this free food. Idk how she did it. So many extra hoagies. Neway, we got TWO TEN FEET HOAGIES, soooo good. a chicken salad and a meatball. but i was stupid enough to say to the guy "hey, this isn't my order, it has to be more than this" so i fucking PAID THE EXTRA FIVE BUCKS. damn honesty. who does that when theyre drunk? I did the opposite of what I normally would have done. I cant believe i had a conscience. Meg was liek "omg, you idiot i tried to get it to you for free"

AND there was a random milkshake just chilling on top of a display of choc chip cookies that someone I guess made and then decided they didnt want. It was practically full. so what did i do? I drank it. Meg was like "ew, atleast get ur own straw" and i didnt wanna pick it up cuz then they'd make me pay for it, so i kept walking up to it and like leaning forward w/o touching the cup to drink out of it. It was really good tho. Wawa milkshakes, highly recommended. Even better if theyre stolen

NUMBER OF TIMES I'VE GOTTEN DRUNK THIS SUMMER: 13

So i signed up to recieve free voice mails online and I have this number that I give mugus to call, and a mugu left me a voicemail!!!!!!!!! He was all "good morning, richard dickson I believe. Please, I need to talk to you about important matters, please"

I'll try and post it later. Stupid mugus.

I'm still trying to get my fake love interest to call me but "she" keeps making excuses, probably because it's a man. I told her if she doestn call me, the deal is off.

Altho according to her, she should be in jail by now b/c the whole point of me sending her three hundred bucks was to help her so she wouldnt go to jail in two days

so I've been talking to two mugus. One wants me to send $500 and the other one wants me to send $300 tomorrow. The one, I think, is a fake russian mail order bride, but really its a nigerian. So I accused "her" of cheating on me, and I sent the other mugu some fake form they have to fill out in order for the western union order to be processed. That'll keep that mugu busy.

so yeah, the city of exton took out 42 fucking dollars from my last paycheck, meaning i made like 4 fucking bucks an hour. What the fuck?!?!?!? and they better fucking call me to work this weekend or i'll be really really really really really pissed considering I need money bad.

there's always gambling and selling things online tho. Anyone have any text books you dont want? I'm not kidding. I might even steal them from you, so watch out

NUMBER OF TIMES I'VE GOTTEN DRUNK THIS SUMMER: 11, but we're out of beer. This week just wont be the same w/o our 6 beers before bed ritual

So I've decided to take part in this online sport known as scam baiting. You've gotten the emails. Some nigerian nig is gonna give u a million bucks if you let them sit it in your account. All you have to do is pay a small "fee." Or, you've won some international lottery you didn't know you entered. Again, the money's all yours...at a price.

These people are dangerous criminals, and bilk millions out of people. that's where scam baiting comes in. You get them to think you're gonna send them money, and of course never do. If you really get them to believe you, you can have them do whatever you want. They'll send you pictures, call you and sings songs, etc.

You can never give them your real info, though, so u hafta make up new email accounts and characters. My two characters are Thurgood Maxwell and Delia Blass. He doesn't have much money and works at McDonalds. He's good for those scams where they just flat out tell you they'll give u money because they've been greedy their whole lives. Delia is rich, which is why she's had more success than Thurgood. Actually, come to think of it, no ones emailed Thurgood back yet. Hmm.

So, here's how it's been going. The email from the scammer says they are looking for a place to rent in america and will give u the deposit and all that crap. So I said:

Hello,

I have a very spacious apartment that I think you'd enjoy. It's got two bedrooms, two baths, a fire place, wall to wall carpet, and a balcony. It's actually owned by my father. I don't know how much you have to spend, but this is a luxury apartment. Rent goes for $1,000 a month, and your deposit would be $1,000 as well. They're really, really nice apartments. My father's made quite a lot of money from renting them out. You won't be dissapointed.

Best wishes,

Delia Blass

***notice how I haven't told her what state it's in or ANYTHING like that. this is the response I got:

Hi,
Thanks for getting back to me with explanations, I am ok with all you have said and do not have any questions for now, I have to take up the place. I am ready to pay $1,200 as deposit. I will like to pay this and secure the apartment. I will let you know the exact move in date when the deposit must have gotten to you and all arrangements concluded. I really need the place secured because i wouldnt want to get stranded on my arrival and that is the basis of the payment before my arrival, the former room i was to live in was given out because i did not pay deposit to secure the room. Please you have to make the documents for the lease ready for signing on my arrival.
As regards payment my mom has a client in the US that owes her some money, he has made out money order for the amount he owes my mom before he travelled to Asia for a business trip, but it is more than your actual deposit i will pay to you, he will have to send the Money Order to you, You will s end the balance back to me when you have deducted your deposit, this will take care of my flight ticket and other necessary arrangements before coming. Well i need the name as you want it to appear on the US Money Order, the address to send the Money Order and your phone number. Money order sent within US will clear instantly. Money order does not clear in England and even if it does it takes much more longer time. Please kindly get back to me ASAP. Hope to hear from you soon.
Regards
Franca.....

**you see how it's supposed to work? She cuts me a (fake) check for more than what I need, and I put it in my bank account and then have her refund withdrawn from my checking account, to which she then takes my money and is never heard from again. Silly nigerians, what will they think of next? So I said:

Hello, Franca,

In response to your email, you offered to pay me $1,000 as a security deposit. You're too kind. That's really unneccessary. Just the $1,000 is fine. As for having to deal with all that other mumbo jumbo, it all just seems rather unneccessary to me. You can just pay the man back who owes your mother money, and then you can send me the $1,000 to me. I really don't want to get caught up in all this nonsense, thanks.

Also, please send the $1,000 as soon as possible to guarantee your room, as I have a nice young lesbian couple coming to look at the place in three days. If they give me the cash that day, then the deal is off. Thanks for your understanding, Franca. Best Wishes,

Your friend,

Delia Blass

We'll see how this turns out. Should be interesting. I've already set up an online voicemail so I can give them that number and then log in and listen to the messages they send me.

so on friday night, Tom picked me up and we picked up meg and kris and went to the burgundy lounge. It was actually a young crowd, and the girl actually carded us, the same girl who served us every other time we went. Whatever. so that meant kris couldnt drink nething so she had to just sit there all night while the rest of us guzzled booze.

Marissa and erin brown came too. and since they fill their (really cheap) drafts up to the fucking brim, I like went to take a sip and I spilled it all over. I was like "damn, well if it wasn't so full to begin with" but they didnt have ne napkins or nething to clean it with so no one sat in that chair for the rest of the night.

Our original plan was to pregame at the burgundy and then go to a better bar like dirty dirty's or bootleggers, but it wasn't a very good plan cuz we didnt have a ride home. We were thinking of either taking a bus, if it even ran that late, or walking. so we just stayed at the burgundy all nite.

when me and meg left, I was like "let's stay til 2" and she was like "no, i'm hungry now, lets go to 711" I was like "for what? one of those crappy microwavable burritos?" so we went to 711 and some man was peeing right next to his car in the parking lot of the sev, right near where the cops ALWAYS hang out. I was like "that's terrible, he's drinking and driving." altho I once did the same thing, peeing next to my car and all. No, but that man was reallllly drunk.

so we had a nice little walk home, which is like the only plus for going to the burg besides the price.

the next nite I went to duffers for the first time. It was a lot of fun. There was a random 32 yr old w/a "got beer" shirt. I was like "is she a mom?" and danielle was like "yeah, that shirts not workin for her. she sticks out like a sore thumb"

at the end of the night when we were leaving, like u go up all these steps, and there were these two bricks just chillin there, so i took one and threw it down the steps. it was sooooo loud, so we all ran. Can u imagine if I had got caught actually throwing it? I would have been like "um, i tripped on it"

so then after we dropped danielle off, we went walked to wawa and I peed in someones bushes. To which wawa had no fucking rolls. I was so upset. all i kept saying was "I want a meatball" and we go up and the lady was like "BOUNT, no rolls" I was like "noooooooooooo" there was one kaiser left, tho, so I got that. what the fuck wawa?

and they had "soft serve" ice cream that came w/its own spoon. So we got that but it wasn't soft serve, and it wasnt regular ice cream either. it was in between. it was like melted regular store bought ice cream or something. Idk, but luckily it wasn't real soft serve sold in a carton, cuz i always wanted to invent that.

so yeah, this weekend was spent in a constant hangover. it was a lot of fun tho